He was at the wise witch Sabatica’s ideal home,
raiding her fridge and cupboards. The usually immaculate kitchen was full of
empty containers and wrappers strewn all about.
“See that red cupboard over there? It was full
of all kinds of mushrooms. Sabatica has lots of
great recipes. Some mushrooms would have tasted better if I had taken
the time to cook them, but I was too hungry for that.”
Alpin showed Mr. Blake a glass jar full of
brown mushrooms of small sizes.
“I’m struggling to open this. I don’t want to
just break the jar. The glass might get mixed with the mushrooms. I don’t eat
glass.”
“Thank
heavens!” exclaimed Mr. Blake. “Thank heavens there’s something you don’t
eat!”
“Can you open it for me?”
“Why not?” said Mr. Blake. “I don’t think
anyone will miss it in the surrounding chaos. Where is Sabatica?”
“Ugh!” said Alpin, pouring the contents of the
jar into a bowl shaped like a curled up green leaf. “These mushrooms are
floating in an eeky syrup. It looks as if they are swimming in mucus!”
“It’s very clear, very pure and utterly
uninfected,” said Mr. Blake peering at the liquid that the mushrooms were
preserved in.
“You know, Mr. Blake, I have a professional
mushroom picker’s permit. Some time ago I ate some undocumented mushrooms without
thinking twice because I didn’t know any better and had a serious problem. My
mother made me take an advanced course offered by the EMS.”
“EMS?” asked Mr. Blake.
“Elfin Mycological Society. That’s the most
prestigious club of mushroom fans to be found in any known world. There is
nothing they don’t know about mushrooms. The truth is I wasn’t much impressed
with them. They are rather mean people who only gather a gallon of mushrooms
per day and per person when they are out picking in forests. As for these
mushrooms, I know they will taste good if I don’t mind the revolting syrup.”
“Child, have you any idea where Michael and
Sabatica are?”
“Food is a very serious matter,” said Alpin. “I
am convinced the day will come when nobody will speak of anything else but
eating. Not even football. By the way, are you attracted or repelled by this
syrup?
“This isn’t going to be easy,” muttered Mr.
Blake.
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