Those present were Mrs. Di Limbo and her son
Nimbo, Mrs. Felina Shyboy, Mr. Blake and Alpin. Each had brought with her or him
something to be put in the pot.
Mrs. Gelsomina Di Limbo brought the water in the pot that
was on her cooker to a boil and was first to drop something in it.
“All coral descends from the Gorgon Medusa. Her
blood turned into coral when her head was cut off and fell into the sea. Blood
from the right side of the Gorgon’s head brings the dead back to life. Blood
from the left side is a deadly poison.I have ground this bit of coral I had in my aquarium into powder. I
don’t know the side the blood that turned into this coral is from, but since
our friends cannot be any deader than they are, I think we should cross our
fingers and hope this will bring them back to life.”
Mr. Blake’s turn was next.
“Cow’s parsley, dock and waterlily,” he said,
dropping these three ingredients into the cauldron. “These plants have been
used by old wives to free mortals who have become paralyzed after an
unfortunate encounter with fairies. Magic is magic everywhere. This could serve
our purpose. “
Felina Shyboy stepped up next.
“As you know, I made a list of the victims and
have been asking you all what the people that were petrified liked best. I
think we should put in the potion something that each of the Gorgon’s victims liked.
It might make them want to come back to life. I have picked out a little
something for every one of them, like a few drops of whisky for Fergus MacLob
O’Toora and the other hard drinkers, sprinklings of sugar and spice for Heather
and Thistle and Fiona, an imperial violet for Titania, drops of perfume and the
petals of different flowers for the other ladies, etc. This slurp of blueberry
slushy is for my husband. He has one every afternoon.”
After Felina had poured in a great many things,
it was Alpin’s turn to make his contribution to the potion.
“I will toss in junk I don’t like,” said Alpin.
“I don’t want to waste anything valuable. I’ll cast in the make-up that makes
one look a thousand years younger that I found among a certain lady’s Christmas
gifts. I don’t need that, and if it can
rejuvenate a mummy...”
“Don’t ask me why,” said Nimbus, once Alpin was
done. “But I have a hunch airplane de-icer will do the trick.” And he poured in
a good amount of glycol.
When Nimbus was done, Mrs. Di Limbo allowed the
potion to boil very slowly till it was almost dawn.
“Will it work?” asked Alpin expectantly.
The answer to his question was yes. After being
dunked in the potion for a a few seconds, all of us came flying out of it. And
all of us were as good as new. So was Ty. Felina and Mrs.Di Limbo rubbed the
statue that was Ty all over with the potion and he was back to normal even
before we all were. The first thing he
did was ask for a blueberry slushy and the first thing I did was write down the
recipe for De-Stare Potion, and everyone asked me for a copy to keep in their
books of spells.
Here is what I wrote, but don’t try this unless
you already have a lot of experience with spells. Some spells backfire. Be especially
careful with the airplane de-icer if you are mortal. It could be inflamable.
Don’t cover the cauldron. It could explode.
RECIPE FOR DE-STARE POTION
In a kitchen, late at night,
In grave silence, with not much light,
Pour into a boiling cauldron,
Made of copper, not of iron,
Cow’s parsley, finely chopped,
Over which a wild hare hopped.
Powdered coral, red or pink,
Stir in till it blend, not sink.
Three waterlilies, with their dew,
Let float about the bubbling brew.
Broad leafed dock that has wrapped butter
Also drop into the water.
Something that the patient liked,
With this the brew must now be spiked.
Something that the brewer despises,
With this the brew the brewer too spices.
Last but not least, don’t be a miser,
When pouring in airplane de-icer.
Rub the resulting potion on the patient as dawn
breaks,
And breakfast together on fruit, hot chocolate and
king cakes.
“Is it safe to sit here?”
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