How To Find Your Way in Minced Forest

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Tuesday, 7 April 2020

39. Alpin’s Shack

“Let’s see what you’ve thought up for me,” said Alpin when it was his turn to claim his house. “Don’t think I’m going to be satisfied with a six bedroom house. I’ve heard there are authentic palaces around here, castles with really tall towers. Estates with dozens of acres round them. How many acres will mine have?”

Ludovica sighed. Then she answered Alpin’s question resignedly.

“Our homes come with all the territory you want to put between yours and your neighbors’. You only have to wish for it and your garden will expand. But remember, the more space round your house, the further you’ll be from everyone else. If you want more rooms than we can give you, you’ll have to add them yourself. That depends on how hard you are willing to work.”

“A miserable hut with six bedrooms is all I’ll get? Neither you nor your shells have the least idea what I like.”

“Oh, we do. Which is why we  will offer you a choice between two options.You can have a standard house or a monument like this one.”
         
      
Ludovica pointed at a table with a model on it that was the spitting image of the Palace and Monastery of El Escorial. 

“Wow, Alpin!” cried Fiona. “You should be really pleased!”

“Say thank you!” whispered Branna.

“Now you’re talking!” nodded Alpin. “We can begin to do business.”

“On the outside, the house is like the famous monument, which is made of granite too. But the inside has been redesigned to please a kid like you. It has luxuries like audiovisual rooms, swimming pools, games rooms, and two discos. The kitchen occupies all of the basement so you can store your suffering magic fridge comfortably. Instead of sheep you get vending machines and two mountain bikes instead of horses.”

“What’s my address?”

“There’s the catch,” said Earl. “I mean, the reason for having to make a choice between the two options. You see, the granite we take from our quarry is self-replacing. But only in small quantities. We take a little every day and it forms right back during the night. But if we take too much, it doesn’t have time to do that. So we could end up without material for kids that haven’t been born yet.”

“So what? They should have been born earlier,” said Alpin.

“Maybe, but that doesn’t depend on them, so it’s up to us to be careful how much we use every day. The granite for your palace is not from our quarry. We had to buy it at a great price and a great distance from here. This granite gets homesick for the human world, which is where it’s from. It doesn’t like to be here in our island and always finds its way back outside. So you’ll have to find a place to put your home out there in the human world or it might place itself somewhere inconvenient.”      

“You’re saying his house could squash anything it lands on out there?” said Michael aghast.

“Yes, but it won’t do much harm if he takes it somewhere like the Sahara desert. He doesn’t have to decide where just now. We will give him this model and he can put it somewhere in his parents’ garden. When he is ready to live on his own he can take it somewhere convenient and make it expand to its real size there. For the timebeing, he can enjoy using it by shrinking himself. We fairies all know how to do that. He does too, doesn’t he?”

“You mean we’ll have to live with the threat of an expanding house in our neighborhood? How will we be able to sleep knowing he might suddenly decide to expand it and we might end up squashed any night?”

“Oh, sleeping is no problem. This thing is designed to only expand by day. Needs solar energy to do it, you know.”

“Great! So we´ll only have to watch him from sunrise to sunset! What have we done to deserve this?”
 
“Nothing bad.You’ve decided to look after this child, that’s all. Accepted him as he is. Well, that’s what you’ll have to do while he’s on your hands. You have the word, lad. You must choose one of the two homes you’ve been offered. Which shall it be? In or out?”

“I think it’s perfectly clear. I have vision. I choose the monument outside.”

The model of the monastery palace immediately vanished before our eyes.

“Well, your house has just landed on your Mum’s violet patch. I hope she won’t be too upset about that,” said Ludovica. “Kids, here are the keys to your houses. Keep them carefully. They’re not easy to replace.”

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My blogs are Michael Toora's Blog (dedicated to my pupils and anyone who wants to learn English and some Spanish), The Rosy Tree Blog (dedicated to RosE), Tales of a Minced Forest (dedicated to fairies and parafairies), Cuentos del Bosque Triturado (same as the former but in Fay Spanish), The Birthdaymython/El Cumplemitón (for the enjoyment of my great nieces and great nephews and of anyone who has a birthday) and Booknosey/Fisgalibros (for and with my once pupils).