Salty was able to get Fiona to help him with
the inaguration of his Bumps’ Island casino. He promised her a hefty sum and total
freedom to do as she pleased in her territory, and when her food was a success
with his friends and clients, he promised her even more if she stayed with him
and took permanent charge of the kitchen.
Fiona had never been made a good offer in her
life, for everyone was scared of her, and that was what made her accept. For
once she felt sort of appreciated and wondered if she might not find
fullfillment at Bumps’ Island.
Salty did need Fiona, and his experience with
his former cook had taught him that chefs are to be pampered. He was very
careful to flatter her and abstain all he could from upsetting or offending
her. But little by little she began to see that the doubts she had felt before
accepting his offer were justified. And
though she mostly kept to the kitchen, she couldn’t help observing how
inadequate his acquaintances were.
One morning Fiona told Salty an oven he had
recently bought was beginning to cause
trouble.
“I warned you not to buy this oven,” said
Fiona. “It’s acting up like I feared it would.”
“What? You chose it
yourself,” said Salty.
“You made me choose one from among those Magpie
had in her shop. I told you one cannot trust the appliances Magpie sells. But
you said she owed you a favor and had to give you a good bargain,” insisted Fiona.
“That bird would never dare try to gyp me. It’s a perfectly good magic oven. Industrial.
Larger than a huge fridge and full as
full of trays. Magpie did give me a very good bargain indeed. Tried and
true. That’s what this oven is. New magic ovens have to prove their worth. But
this one has a great record, which is what one looks for when one buys a magic oven secondhand.”
“I know it’s best to buy them old and proven. But
I...I think it’s too... temperamental. Let’s return it, Salty. I don’t think it’s
what we need.”
Salty would not hear of returning the oven. Instead,
he began to remove its trays and poke inside it.
“There seems to be nothing wrong in here. This
is probably just a question of some
crumbs blocking a tube, supposing this kind of oven has tubes. No need to call
anyone or pay a cent. I’m sure I can fix it simply by blowing.”
“No, don’t do that,” said Fiona. “Call a
technician. You don’t know how magic ovens work.”
“I know the only person who knows how a magic
oven really works is the person that created the oven. And who knows where that
person is?”
“Return it, Salty. I will ask my cousin Finbar
to make us a safe oven. He made my brother Alpin’s magic fridge.”
Before Fiona finished speaking, Salty jumped
inside the oven. And the oven’s door slammed shut behind him with a sinister
bang. And then, to Fiona’s horror, the oven turned itself on.
For a second Fiona froze on the spot, unable to
move or shout. Then she raised a stiff hand, but before she could touch the
oven, its door opened gently, just as it had closed, all by itself.
Trembling, and from a safe distance, Fiona peered
inside.
“He’s
a cookie!” Fiona gasped.
“Oh, Salty! You’ve been turned into
gingerbread!”
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