How To Find Your Way in Minced Forest

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Wednesday, 27 July 2022

194. Ephraim of Toledo


194. Ephraim of Toledo

Alpin had pretended to be meek and civilized while we were with Don Caralampio. And he was relatively quiet during our ride to Toledo, only speaking out twice. First, as I said before, to ask why we were rushing, and next to demand having an appetizer after an hour of riding. Fortunately, he was content to be fed this appetizer by his fridge and Frostina gave him tons of fruit and bread and cheese she had available. But before he began to eat, he warned us that when we reached Toledo he would want to taste local food. He drew out his map and list of specialities and said he would have for lunch carcamusa and Toledan rice. And dessert would be marzipan from Peces, because he had read it was the best. While Alpin ate his appetizer, I was giving all this some thought, trying to find a way to get hold of this food he required without being violently kicked out of wherever we stopped to order it. Of course, we would have to avoid all mortal restaurants. The problem was not what we would have to pay for the food. In fairy pockets there always jingles an endless supply of fairy gold. It was that the amount we would order was bound to frighten the natives into stoning us. I was finding no solution when Frostina drew me aside and gave me one. The best ever.

“Send Vinny and his nephew ahead on their fireflies while we are nearing Toledo. Let them order tiny rations of these three specialities for themselves from one or another of the fay eating houses. When they are back, place these tiny rations within me and I will multiply them until we are all sated.”

“You can do that?” I said, stunned with surprise. “I thought Finbar made you so you could produce an endless supply of five meals, different each day of the week. I thought the menus were fixed, and you could produce nothing aside from what you were programmed to.”

“Exactly,” said Frostina. “That’s how it is. But I have a secret weapon. Secret because I have to return it when we are on our way back home. Alpin  must not know what I have or he will want to keep it.”

“May I know?”

“Don Caralampio has given me a very small relic of San Caralampio. When this saint was martyred and his body torn in pieces, the faithful retrieved all they could of it. It went to different temples.The saint asked the Almighty for a favour. No one was to go hungry wherever a relict of his was venerated. No one includes Alpin.”

“You have one and this is going to work?”

“Don Caralampio says no one includes Alpin. So, yes.”

And yes, it was yes. And I hit bliss to have this problem off my shoulders. All we had to do was show Alpin the food before he could scream he wanted to go to this or that restaurant in particular, and he couldn’t resist stuffing himself picnicing right there on the road where we offered him the food he desired. Thus, he had no contact with the restaurateurs, fay or mortal. I am never going to be able to thank Don Caralampio enough.

“Where can I find faux partridges?” asked Alpin. “I want those for dinner.”

Vinny and Dolphus found everything he wanted. He had lunch as ordered the minute we stepped into the province of Toledo and then we wandered about admiring the river and its meanders and the sights to be seen from high up, and Alpin had icecream and cakes for tea and faux partridges and marzipan with meringue on it for dinner when it got dark, and when he was done, I knocked on the door of Ephraim Ruiz of Toledo. It was a little late, but I had thought it prudent to feed Alpin dinner before visiting.   

Ephraim Ruiz of Toledo is the uncle of my friend Ariel, who is also a nephew of Mary the Prophetess. Mary, who taught my sisters Heather and Thistle alchemy,  is, as I have said before, a great friend of my mother’s, as Ariel is a great friend of mine. When Ariel, a human child of great promise, died at the untimely age of nine, his ghost fell under the care of Mary, who brought him to our home so he could play with me and teach me Hebrew. I was then five, but fay kids are sharp at five, and Ariel was kind enough to me for an older kid and we made friends. All my brothers and sisters can speak several languages, all of us speak Latin, most also understand Greek, and aside from these, we have also been taught two or three other supposedly dead or agonizing languages we have chosen to delve in. When Ari’s grandparents died a year and a half later, mostly because they were so upset about Ari’s demise, Ariel moved away to haunt the same spots they did. But we kept in touch, writing each other letters, and communicating on special occasions through our crystal balls. When I called Ari to tell him why I had disappeared for years, and all about how depressed I had been, so much that he hadn’t heard from me, we resumed communication. When he heard I was going to do the Way, he told me to get in touch with his aunt, for she might want me to do her a favour. Mary asked me to please take a box filled with papers to her relative Ephraim in Toledo. She assured me its contents would do no harm and said I could open the box and read the papers whenever I chose to. I said there was no need for that, since I had to cross no border and there is no such thing as customs officers in our world. I could and did trust her fully. She also gave me a small leather purse with eighteen old coins to do a good deed with when I got to the end of the world.

Though I told Ephraim we had already had dinner, he said he had been expecting us and he made us have dinner again. It was obvious someone had warned him about Alpin, seeing the amount of food he had prepared for us.  Alpin ate so much that he excused himself and went off to bed as soon as he was done. I stayed to chat a while with Ephraim. Before I could give him Mary’s box, he said,  “I want to show you something in case you have a problem on the way to the end of the world or back.”

Ephraim took me to a room where he opened a closet and raised a trap door within that. We descended a stone staircase with a very sturdy iron railing, opened a double door and got to a most wondrous place. This was a well illuminated underground grotto, a chamber with seashells of different kinds forming spectacular symbols on its walls and ceiling. We crossed two other such chambers that also had walls and ceilings covered with shells of different kinds. Then we got to a wide tunnel that was equally illuminated and he said it went straight all the way to the end of the world, to the ocean at Finisterre.    

“If you have no problem on your way to the end of the world, you might want to use this route on your way back, because it will be quicker. I will give you a map with the spots where you can descend into the tunnel.”

I briefly studied the patterns the shells made on the walls and easily saw that the designs in the first building were symbols of planets and stars and those in the second chamber were the symbols used in alchemy, but those in the third chamber were unknown to me. The patterns on the walls of the tunnel, however, I was again able to read. “On these walls are sigils. These hold… a list of the names of angels?” I asked, for I had recognized a few.

Ephraim nodded.

“Is the list complete? I mean, are the names of  all the angels in this tunnel?”

“No, because every time someone does a good deed an angel is born. I can’t keep up with that. And they wouldn’t fit here, long as the tunnel is. This is a list of angels I am acquainted with.”

“I’m impressed and I have to say so,” I said.

We retuned to Ephraim’s house and he gave me the map he had spoken of and I gave him the box Mary had given me for him.

“Did she give you anything else?”

“She gave me eighteen coins to do a good deed with when I reach the end of the the world.”

“Then I will give you seventeen sets of eighteen coins so you will have eighteen sets of eighteen coins to do good with, if you don’t mind taking the trouble to. Is it too large an order?”

I said that this was no trouble at all and I would be happy to be useful and he warned me to be careful if I used them to help mortals, which would probably be the case.

“These are old coins. Make sure whoever receives them understands they are all there are, or they might dig up the spot you are standing on to search for more.”

I got up long before dawn the next morning and went to see Frostina so she and I could prepare breakfast for Alpin before Ephraim’s cook had to do it. When the others rose, all was set and ready for all of us.

“There was no need for this,” said Ephraim, but he seemed pleased. The cook certainly was. She added bagels and latkes and cholent and challah to our meal and incredibly well pickled olives, but looked a lot happier than she had the evening before.      

After we had breakfasted, helped the cook to clean up and said goodbye to our host, we again hit the road, off on the beautiful Way.

  

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