How To Find Your Way in Minced Forest

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Wednesday, 1 July 2026

323. The Vulture and the Dolmen


323. The Vulture and the Dolmen

I, Little Dolphus, the intellectual Leafy, was sitting on the shady  branch of an apple tree in Heather FitzTitania and FitzOberon’s garden when I heard a shout.

“What is it?” I asked Heather, for it was she who had shouted, as I found when I flew towards the noise.

“Shoo! Shoo!” she was crying at a huge bird, the colour of a black vulture but the size of a formidable condor,  that was staring at her with great contempt.

“Go away!” I shouted at the vulture, and it turned to face me with a contempt even greater, of course.

“It won’t go!” said Beaurenard Leonado Flynn. “I’ve chased it away before, but it keeps coming back. And it won’t say what it wants. But it must have something to do with that fellow you keep in that glass coffin, because it is on that box that it always perches.”

“Oh, dear!” said Heather, very worried.  “Maybe we should get Thistle to deal with it. She’s tougher than all three of us together.”

“I’m asking you nicely. Please leave,” said Beau to the vulture. “You’re molesting my girlfriend. Don’t make me chase you away again. It´s too hot for that today.  Go now. You´ll be back when you please, anyway. We’re getting to know each other, aren’t we?”

The vulture turned from Beau to Heather. And then it flew off.

“What can this mean?” Heather went to the glass coffin and studied Mr. Binky. “He seems to be resting placidly and doesn’t look as if he’s been disturbed. But he is getting to look very young. If he sleeps himself into childhood, the vulture might snatch him to feed its young. Oh, what a horrible thought! This can’t be happening in Apple Island! There are no vultures here.”

“Maybe we should bury him somewhere else,” said Beau.

“I know where!” I said.

Wheras Hum and Rosendo had found their vocations very early in life and both worked at them with a one track mind, she as a singer and he as a beautician, Azuline and Esmeraldo were still wondering what to do with their lives. She had learned how to build ships, but didn’t think she wanted to dedícate her life to that. He had learned it was better not to be a pirate, especially if you didn’t need to be one. They would spend most of their time wandering about their father’s plantation, knowing there was no need for them to be farmers, but doing some exercise, walking and walking and meandering about. And then, one day, when they were near the entrance gate, they decided to walk outside. There was no  reason why they must not do their walking somewhere else on Apple Island.  The Island was the safest of places.

“Where shall we head for?” Azuline asked her brother.  “Grandma Divina’s? So she will give us some tutti-fruitti  ice cream? She probably won’t be at home. Grandpa’s golf course? So Rhubarb will give us lunch? It’s early for that.”

“And Grandpa is cranky,” said Esmeraldo. “We’d better not trouble him.”

“East, West, North or South?” Azuline asked.

“Let’s follow the sun,” said Esmeraldo. And they followed it until noon.

“Where are we?” wondered Azuline. “It’s getting very hot and we don’t know where we are, but though we are safe in this island, and have only to wish to be back home to get there,  we have passed by countless homes, quaint houses and tall castles, humble huts and  impressive palaces, I would like to know where we are at.”

“We are where the sun has hit its peak,” said Esmeraldo. “Isn’t that enough for you?”

“It is right on top of that hill,” said Azulime, pointing at a mound . “Shall we end our walk there?·

They strolled slowly round the hill until they came to the back that was the real front of it and they saw a large horizontal stone over two vertical ones marking the entrance to a cave. A cave that held a great yellow light within.

“Who lives there?” they wondered.

“It can’t be the sun, who has entered that cave. No, despite the great light, no,”  said Azuline. “The sun is out here and above.”

“I’m going to find out,” said Esmeraldo, always ready for adventure.

They walked up to the stone portal and a voice called out, “Please don’t come in. This is a chamber tomb."

“Oh!” said Azuline. She and Esmeraldo exchanged a look before she asked the voice, “Are you a ghost?”

“No and yes.”

“Oh! How can that be?” asked Azuline.

“That can’t be!” contributed Esmeraldo. And then he added, “Can it?”

“I’m not dead, but I am the ghost of whom I used to be.”

“And who were you?” asked Esmeraldo.

“If we may ask,” added Azuline.

“Well, since you have,  I used to be a do-gooder fairy. Do you know what that is? Do-gooders  wander around the world trying to do good wherever they are. Please don’t confuse us with comeuppance fairies. Those can reward good people but more often chastise the bad.”

“Well, why are you asking  us to go away instead of doing us some good?” asked Esmeraldo.

“That’s just it. You seem to be nice kids, though curious. You are asking questions but you haven’t barged in here ignoring my petition. I can’t do you any good. Not anymore. I’m under a curse. I can’t do good to good  people . Only to bad people. So I’ve built myself this tomb and I’ve retired from the world of the living. I’m not dead, so I have no place in the underworld and just sit here. I can’t do good even to myself and  I don’t want to favor bad people and help them with their wicked plans. Or become evil myself.”

 “Oh!” exclaimed Azuline. “That…that is quite a problem you have. And…I think… the next question we should ask is if we can be of help to you. Can we do you any good?”

I, Little Dolphus told all this about the cave tomb to Heather and Beau.

“Perhaps the do-gooder in there is a real do-gooder and won’t mind sharing the chamber tomb he or she is hiding in with Mungo Binky. There aren’t many tombs in Apple Island. Barely any at all, except for the Marvel on Chalice Hill, to my knowing,” I said to Heather and to Beau.

“If we take the coffin to the dolmen right now, while the vulture is gone, maybe it won’t know where to find it,” said Beau. “We can make it and ourselves invisible while we move it. This may be an emergency we have here. We’ll have to act fast.”

 

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