How To Find Your Way in Minced Forest

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Wednesday 3 May 2023

242. Funny Doll Wins Day

242. Funny Doll Wins Day

Like me, Melissa was born under a mulberry tree. But unlike mine, which was a firmly standing ghost tree,  this tree, a fairy tree,  was almost lying totally on the ground. It was weighed down with beehives, and when months passed and no possible parents  dared to approach it and never got to see Melisa and ask her if she wanted to be their daughter, the bees accepted her as one of their own breed.

The day Candle disappeared, Pearl wandered a little in the Gentlerains’ garden looking for her child.This garden has the particularity that it grows larger and larger as you walk in it, and never seems to end. There are four landmarks, one in each of the four directions, situated at what look like the ends of the garden, and everything beyond these signs is always larger than your capacity to walk all over it. When the sun was ready to set, Pearl spotted a shimmering golden head that could have been Candle’s. Pearl approached it and saw this was another little girl, one that was not her own.  

Melissa was bushed from having gathered nectar all day. And she had gone to bed early, retiring to her mulberry tree, and was wrapt there in deep slumber with her head on a hive for a pillow and a blanket of braided green leaves for cover. Pearl could not continue to roam about the garden without someone noticing something had gone wrong. Her grandmother would miss her and give the alarm if she didn’t return to the kitchen to help prepare dinner.

“Someone has taken my child,” Pearl thought. “It is not unfair for me to take this one.”

There wasn`t a bee in sight to claim Melissa. And the child was so fast asleep that she never even stirred when Pearl carried her away from her arboreal bed.  Fortunately for Pearl, Melissa had lost the gift of speech all fay children are born with because she hadn’t said a word in the two years that had passed since she was born, so she could not say she wasn’t Candle. All she could do was buzz. Pearl was also fortunate in that Melissa proved to be docile. The child’s disposition was sweet, because honey was what she lived on and she didn’t kick or scream or try to flee from the kitchen she woke up in. She was a little green-skinned, like I was  when little, we both having been born under a tree and having  munched on its leaves and the grass below it, I only the one single day  before acquiring my parents and Melissa always. But Pearl hastily fed her a creamy soup made with cornflour and yellow peppers and washed her with lemon juice and Meli acquired a yellowish tinge that made her look waxier, like Candle. I think the child may also have eaten bee’s wax at times, and that may have helped, for she easily made a convincing yellow fairy.

“What is the matter with your child?” asked Granny Milksops. “Why are you fussing so much over her?”

“The naughty thing wandered into a copper mine and the dwarfs there offered her  green chocolates. And this has turned her green like the dwarfs. Do you mind if she spends the night here with you? Fi will say I don’t know how to take care of her if he sees she has turned a yellowish green and I have to tell him about the dwarfs.”

“That man actually speaks?” sniffed Granny Milksops. “I’ve never heard him say anything. But of course Candle can stay with me.”

The reason why Uncle Fi never spoke before Granny Milksops is obvious to anyone who has heard how he is unable to speak without peppering what he says with uncivil words. This makes him always look angry, even when he is pleased pink, and it is no wonder he didn’t want the old lady to see that.

“Oh, well. We´ll see what she looks like tomorrow. The dwarfs must have frightened Candy because she’s quite speechless. Don’t let that surprise you, Gran.”

“That child is actually quiet?” asked Granny, now concerned. “Well, so she is. I’ve never seen her silent. What did the copper miners give you, child?”

But Melissa only smiled.

And again fortunately for Pearl, Granny Milksops had never paid any attention to what Candle had to say, for the noise Candy’s jabbering made had made her great granny´s head ache, distracting her from her chores. So now Granny didn’t care a fig that Melissa was so quiet.

“Cute buzz and lovely smile,” was all Granny said, thinking Melissa’s soft buzzing was an improvement on Candle´s prattling.

Pearl would usually set dinner for the Gentlerains on a buffet table and they would serve themselves and Uncle Gen would help Granny Milksops clear up after, so, most nights, Pearl could return home early. From the night of Melissa’s capture onward, Pearl would leave the child with Milksops, telling everyone that her granny had grown very fond of the child and loved to have her always near. Candy’s older brothers and sisters had never paid much attention to the youngest of the brood and though they did perceive something strange, Pearl worked hard on making Melissa look more and more like Candle, and aside from Meli’s silence and occasional buzzing, it was only the lack of the  gift of shaking gold that had made Pearl fear one child could not be made to pass for the other.  After all, if your mum says you are you, who is anyone else to say nay to that?

Thus Melissa had lived discreetly in the Gentlerain kitchen under Granny Milksops' distracted supervision while Candle enjoyed her stay in Hawaii. And now…now Melissa wanted ME for a parent.

“MUUUUUM!!!!!” I yelled for help for all I was worth  the second I heard the little girl say what she wanted. But it was Dad who popped out of nowhere and at once.

“Hush, Arley!” he whispered. “Don’t wake your mum! I’ll fix this!”

I am fortunate in that there is no baby who isn’t fascinated with my parents. Well, there was Epon, but he was crazy. And there was Valentine, who was made to order and made to order kids can be weird because they aren’t volunteers and haven’t  just popped out of nowhere wanting to be one of us. Val was born to love only Ibys, but even so, she did finally accept to be part of our family and says she is fond of us.     

“I’m a very funny man,” Dad was telling Melissa. “You’ll laugh your head off with me, honey. And you can be Arley’s sister. That’s more fun than being his kid and having him need to scold you. I never scold my kids. But that’s because I am such fun they all agree my ideas are the best. They want to be like me and there's everything right with that.”

Dad began making faces and I was afraid he would muck things up, but he didn’t. Melissa found him hilarious. He shrank himself to the size of a Ken doll and she began to chase him all over the place, both playing catch and whooping madly and laughing delightedly.

I was about to breathe with relief when Alpin approached me with grave forebodings.

“Arley, you have to be careful,” Alpin forewarned me. “Fatherhood is stalking you. First Feeseepkee and now Melissa. You are lucky these have both been diverted and have found other dads. But there is likely to be a third time and you might not be so lucky as to find a substitute.”

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My blogs are Michael Toora's Blog (dedicated to my pupils and anyone who wants to learn English and some Spanish), The Rosy Tree Blog (dedicated to RosE), Tales of a Minced Forest (dedicated to fairies and parafairies), Cuentos del Bosque Triturado (same as the former but in Fay Spanish), The Birthdaymython/El Cumplemitón (for the enjoyment of my great nieces and great nephews and of anyone who has a birthday) and Booknosey/Fisgalibros (for and with my once pupils).